me: babe come over
bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place
me: my parents are out
Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”
he places the leash down on the ground so carefully
Oh my god the cute
This is the most inspirational quote I’ve ever read.
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
Went drinking around the world for the first time yesterday! So much fun!
waking up in the morning for school
when a straight person contaminates ur linens
If that said “when a gay person contaminates your linens” there would be the biggest shitstorm going on
Being gay doesn’t give you a free pass to insult straight people. Even if this is a joke, it’s not okay.