When life's a stage, tech is god.
me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

kevin-has-heart:

This is the most inspirational quote I’ve ever read.

kevin-has-heart:

This is the most inspirational quote I’ve ever read.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: 

themouseketeer:

Went drinking around the world for the first time yesterday! So much fun!

meanplastic:

waking up in the morning for school

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karensdisciple:

dude-you-are-in-my-way:

chodeboy:

somethingprettymaybespringtimey:

chodeboy:

when a straight person contaminates ur linens

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If that said “when a gay person contaminates your linens” there would be the biggest shitstorm going on

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Being gay doesn’t give you a free pass to insult straight people. Even if this is a joke, it’s not okay.